Ok not much new news as we're still at Palolem beach in Goa doing beach stuff.
Thought this might be good for a laugh though:
Kristen was commenting on how fat a dog was last night as most of the dogs here look near death and so impoverished that you can see their ribs and said "you're fat" to it and a fat Indian in speedos walked past in the mean time and turned around and was like "are you calling me fat?"...
He let out a massive belly laugh and pissed himself laughing as we explained that she was actually referring to the dog. Woops.
